Okay, Captain ain’t gonna marry Charlotte; he gonna marry you. Soon as he get himself kissed, and you both turn human, he go find a job, get you that restaurant.
I’m over here dying to have a wife and straight men are still making “marriage ruined my life” jokes. Like? Buddy? First of all that’s never been funny. Second, if you don’t want your wife I’ll take her
if ppl joke about marriage ruining whatever… bro, you shouldn’t have gotten married and your wife deserves more.
I find myself having to ask this question constantly but as a straight dude am I allowed to reblog this because I relate so hard
Absolutely! I wrote this from a lesbian perspective but I think it’s great that there’s straight guys who can relate. Cherishing your partner should be a universal thing
corporate marketing exec: so, what are the kids into these days, eating tide pods? frogs?
me, scrolling frantically through the data: ma'am, apparently it’s “loving and cherishing your life partner of any gender”
“It’s like my body’s split in two and one of me is chasing the other me around a big pillar. We’re running circles around it. The other me has the right words, but I can never catch her.”
